Watch out for that tree!

 

What's the definition of "making love"?
It's something a woman does when a man is nailing her.

 

Fixed that for ya.

 

What does this have to do with anything?
lol
NO!
Thats just called banging...since shes drunk and all...

 

Holy crap it takes a while to format a 1TB hard drive when installing a fresh copy of Windows.

 

Computer garble.

 

On the huge drives, I lack patience, so, I do a quick format.

 

I was watching a movie and playing on my computer. I just let it do its thing.
I'm still installing a bunch of crap on it and working on installing/updating drivers

 

Installing windoze is your first mistake. Connecting it to the internet will be your second mistake. But at least you're man enough to own up to your perversions!

 

Oh yeah: Road trippin' for the holidaze, to my usual 500 miles distant destination. Gonna have four in the cab and the bed chock full o' santy clause goodies... I figure I'll get about four gallons to the mile on this trip.

It's been so long since I saw a hung up ignition switch that I never even thought to wiggle the steering wheel until after I had the steering column covers off and was just about to remove the switch. I had no anti-tamper torx drivers on me so I walked across the street and bought a set, and on the way back just glanced at the front tires and said to myself, "Can it really be that easy? And if it is, why didn't I think of it before now?". Got in, wiggled the wheel, and set about putting the covers back on.

When I got home and told the wife about my bonehead booboo she gave me some grief about it... I'd have done the same to her, so it's all good. Besides, it was all good-natured.