Lol I'm not sure what to say.. just read through this.. I am trying not to say something smart..


https://dodgeforum.com/forum/3rd-gen...ear-ended.html

 

The last post can be sooooo taken out of context.

Although I've never heard of a body shop that does "food work".

 

That's exactly what my bumper has been missing; it's own bumper!

 

 

 

 

I feel like I have my own page! I hope someone else finds these as funny as I do in my half-awake stupor.

 

I'm not much of an encourager, but I found them amusing.

 

one at the top of the page is the best.

 

In the early 90's I was a bigtimeprofessionalovertheroadtruckdrivingman {Yes, all one word like that} one of the guys that drove for the same company and was out almost as long at a time as I was told me a story about a chihuahua.


{I was out 3 to 8 weeks at a time all the time wither I wanted to be or not, my dispatcher just never seemed to get me in very often despite my constant complaining about being out for so long at a time.}


One fine Friday he managed to get in before midnight and headed home. Unknown to him his wife had bought one of those cute little teacup Chihuahuas. He came in the backdoor from the garage and the little creature came out all teeth and toenails and proceeded to attack him before he even had time to turn on the light.


He stomped the little beasty to death. His wife came running in, burst into tears when she saw the bloody pulp that had just been her cute puppy, and all that girl stuff.


The thing cost right around $800.00