The Official 2nd Gen RAM Forum OT thread
#8261
04-10-2013, 05:23 PM
@merc225hp: I didn't ignore your post out the control arm bushings, just been busy working. I'll snap some pics either tonight or tomorrow am, let you see what you think...
#8262
04-10-2013, 06:23 PM
Banned Goober Smoocher
It's the sun that will kill ya.
PC now isn't taking ANY OC.
I set the OC on the ram and the proc. and the BIOS fails.
PC now isn't taking ANY OC.
I set the OC on the ram and the proc. and the BIOS fails.
#8263
04-10-2013, 06:58 PM
Champion
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#8265
04-10-2013, 08:25 PM
Saw this comment on a CNN Article about the whole NK thing, thought it was pretty funny:
"I swear if Kim told CNN the sky was falling, CNN would print the story --- 10 days in a row ----and then add an 11th for good measure
The sky is falling in Asia
The sky is falling in Europe
The sky is falling in South America
The sky is falling in North America
The sky is falling in Australia
CNN reports the sky is falling in the mid Atlantic
CNN News alert - Sky falling in the Pacific
Andersen Cooper 360 - the sky is falling
Pierce Morgan interviews Chicken Little who first reported the sky is falling
Sanjay Gupta reports on medical impact of falling sky (hint - you all die)
Gretta to discuss legal impacts of falling sky
Geraldo Rivera gives practical advice on protecting oneself from a falling sky
Wolf Blitzer in the Situation Room - GOP Senators to filibuster falling sky
Colbert says that GOP hot air from DC could save us as hot air rises."
"I swear if Kim told CNN the sky was falling, CNN would print the story --- 10 days in a row ----and then add an 11th for good measure
The sky is falling in Asia
The sky is falling in Europe
The sky is falling in South America
The sky is falling in North America
The sky is falling in Australia
CNN reports the sky is falling in the mid Atlantic
CNN News alert - Sky falling in the Pacific
Andersen Cooper 360 - the sky is falling
Pierce Morgan interviews Chicken Little who first reported the sky is falling
Sanjay Gupta reports on medical impact of falling sky (hint - you all die)
Gretta to discuss legal impacts of falling sky
Geraldo Rivera gives practical advice on protecting oneself from a falling sky
Wolf Blitzer in the Situation Room - GOP Senators to filibuster falling sky
Colbert says that GOP hot air from DC could save us as hot air rises."
#8266
04-10-2013, 08:27 PM
Stole from FB. Doubt it's true, but still funny
I thought this was hilarious, I started crying with laughter. Please take a moment to read the whole thing.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart
Dear Mrs. Woolf,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of
chips.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children
obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Emergency Medics were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here.' One of the Staff passed out.
I wonder if I'll have to go along on many more shopping trips?
I thought this was hilarious, I started crying with laughter. Please take a moment to read the whole thing.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart
Dear Mrs. Woolf,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of
chips.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children
obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Emergency Medics were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here.' One of the Staff passed out.
I wonder if I'll have to go along on many more shopping trips?
#8267
04-10-2013, 08:48 PM
Champion
Stole from FB. Doubt it's true, but still funny
I thought this was hilarious, I started crying with laughter. Please take a moment to read the whole thing.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart
Dear Mrs. Woolf,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of
chips.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children
obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Emergency Medics were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here.' One of the Staff passed out.
I wonder if I'll have to go along on many more shopping trips?
I thought this was hilarious, I started crying with laughter. Please take a moment to read the whole thing.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart
Dear Mrs. Woolf,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of
chips.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children
obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Emergency Medics were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here.' One of the Staff passed out.
I wonder if I'll have to go along on many more shopping trips?
#8268
04-10-2013, 10:17 PM
Champion
Saw this comment on a CNN Article about the whole NK thing, thought it was pretty funny:
"I swear if Kim told CNN the sky was falling, CNN would print the story --- 10 days in a row ----and then add an 11th for good measure
The sky is falling in Asia
The sky is falling in Europe
The sky is falling in South America
The sky is falling in North America
The sky is falling in Australia
CNN reports the sky is falling in the mid Atlantic
CNN News alert - Sky falling in the Pacific
Andersen Cooper 360 - the sky is falling
Pierce Morgan interviews Chicken Little who first reported the sky is falling
Sanjay Gupta reports on medical impact of falling sky (hint - you all die)
Gretta to discuss legal impacts of falling sky
Geraldo Rivera gives practical advice on protecting oneself from a falling sky
Wolf Blitzer in the Situation Room - GOP Senators to filibuster falling sky
Colbert says that GOP hot air from DC could save us as hot air rises."
"I swear if Kim told CNN the sky was falling, CNN would print the story --- 10 days in a row ----and then add an 11th for good measure
The sky is falling in Asia
The sky is falling in Europe
The sky is falling in South America
The sky is falling in North America
The sky is falling in Australia
CNN reports the sky is falling in the mid Atlantic
CNN News alert - Sky falling in the Pacific
Andersen Cooper 360 - the sky is falling
Pierce Morgan interviews Chicken Little who first reported the sky is falling
Sanjay Gupta reports on medical impact of falling sky (hint - you all die)
Gretta to discuss legal impacts of falling sky
Geraldo Rivera gives practical advice on protecting oneself from a falling sky
Wolf Blitzer in the Situation Room - GOP Senators to filibuster falling sky
Colbert says that GOP hot air from DC could save us as hot air rises."
