Escalade found out she still has POWER!
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Escalade found out she still has POWER!
Let me set this up...
Drive home from work today with my truck loaded with my tools, just finished a job, so had to take all the crap home with me, lol. Anyways, driving on a 4 lane highway, two lanes each way. Speed limit is 45, So I'm cruising at about 55mph and I am in the passing lane PASSING cars at a good pace with a new Cadillac Escalade running up my ***. I knew as soon as it cleared, he would try and go....passing me using the right lane when I am going 10mph OVER the posted speed limit.
Sure enough, I was right... I punched it and I heard him punch it too as he had an aftermarket exhaust. He never got anywhere near my passenger window for me to even see him... Back in my rear view mirror he went...
GAWD DAMN RIGHT! Magnum Bitc7es!
He got off at the next exit... I slowed down to show him off the ramp while giving him a nice hand gesture to top it off. *****! Hahahahaha
How's all that truck now? Bet he spent 30K and upwards on it and he can't out run a 99 ram that cost me 5K.
I HATE people like him. I am not in the passing lane poking around, I am passing cars damn it!
End of rant....
Drive home from work today with my truck loaded with my tools, just finished a job, so had to take all the crap home with me, lol. Anyways, driving on a 4 lane highway, two lanes each way. Speed limit is 45, So I'm cruising at about 55mph and I am in the passing lane PASSING cars at a good pace with a new Cadillac Escalade running up my ***. I knew as soon as it cleared, he would try and go....passing me using the right lane when I am going 10mph OVER the posted speed limit.
Sure enough, I was right... I punched it and I heard him punch it too as he had an aftermarket exhaust. He never got anywhere near my passenger window for me to even see him... Back in my rear view mirror he went...
GAWD DAMN RIGHT! Magnum Bitc7es!
He got off at the next exit... I slowed down to show him off the ramp while giving him a nice hand gesture to top it off. *****! Hahahahaha
How's all that truck now? Bet he spent 30K and upwards on it and he can't out run a 99 ram that cost me 5K.
I HATE people like him. I am not in the passing lane poking around, I am passing cars damn it!
End of rant....
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Cadillac Escalades almost always have a giant douche in the drivers seat. Beamers/Mercedes are right up there too.
I like to use them as spotters. Hold them down a bit to **** them off then let them rip by. Hang back and let them sniff out the POlice for you. Its great satisfaction when the blue light appears from Roger Land to pull'em over. Give'm a big smile and wave on the way by.
I like to use them as spotters. Hold them down a bit to **** them off then let them rip by. Hang back and let them sniff out the POlice for you. Its great satisfaction when the blue light appears from Roger Land to pull'em over. Give'm a big smile and wave on the way by.
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i did that exact move on a newer bmw with a dumb lady on her phone she tried to pass and i slammed on it. so did she next thing i know im slowly pulling away. pulled up to the next light and she pulled up beside me and was laughing her butt off then said i was the a-hole who was going to slow.. i was like thats why you couldnt keep up?.. another time was when i just took off from a light and i saw this new camaro coming up real fast and i been wanting to run against one of them for awhile as he got next to me i punched it to the floor so did he. i guess cause he heard my loud a$$ exhaust next thing i know im pulling on him i was like no f-ing way next light was red he pulls up and was like its only a v6. my buddy was like shouda had a v8 lol.. i thought it was funny cause those v8 drink commercials!
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I can't stand when people speed up when I try to pass them. It's one of the most ******** things you can do while driving. It doesn't matter if you were going 10 over the limit maybe he wanted to go 15 over. Simple fact is if someone wants to go faster than you do MOVE OVER!
I understand racing someone but speeding up just because you don't want to get passed and you call them the douche?
I understand racing someone but speeding up just because you don't want to get passed and you call them the douche?
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i did that exact move on a newer bmw with a dumb lady on her phone she tried to pass and i slammed on it. so did she next thing i know im slowly pulling away. pulled up to the next light and she pulled up beside me and was laughing her butt off then said i was the a-hole who was going to slow.. i was like thats why you couldnt keep up?.. another time was when i just took off from a light and i saw this new camaro coming up real fast and i been wanting to run against one of them for awhile as he got next to me i punched it to the floor so did he. i guess cause he heard my loud a$$ exhaust next thing i know im pulling on him i was like no f-ing way next light was red he pulls up and was like its only a v6. my buddy was like shouda had a v8 lol.. i thought it was funny cause those v8 drink commercials!
I had 2 tell my BFF about u r post it made me ROFL. he wz lik NOWAY! and i wz lik "WAY!"