The Official 2nd Gen Ram OT Thread
#482
Husband: My wife is missing.
She went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home!
Sheriff: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff: Color of eyes ?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sheriff: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sheriff: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sheriff: What kind of vehicle was she driving?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sheriff: What kind of truck is it?
Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4L Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar
and fridge option; led lighting; back up and front camera; Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats; climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed and Weather Tech floor mats; Trailing package with gold hitch; sunroof; DVD with full GPS navigation; satellite radio; Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio; six cup holders; 3 USB ports and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sheriff: Take it easy sir, we'll find your truck!
She went shopping yesterday and hasn't come home!
Sheriff: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff: Color of eyes ?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sheriff: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sheriff: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sheriff: What kind of vehicle was she driving?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sheriff: What kind of truck is it?
Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4L Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar
and fridge option; led lighting; back up and front camera; Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats; climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed and Weather Tech floor mats; Trailing package with gold hitch; sunroof; DVD with full GPS navigation; satellite radio; Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio; six cup holders; 3 USB ports and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sheriff: Take it easy sir, we'll find your truck!
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