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Old 03-27-2006, 11:06 PM
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How does one gut out the catty? On the truck? I've never done it before?
 
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:35 PM
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Default RE: How to gut a cat?

there a couple of ways. (theres more than one way to gut a cat. HA HA HA)

1. you can cut the cat open and gut it then weld it back together

2. you can cut the pipe after the cat and unbolt the y pipe and snake it out of there and then shove a ram rod in there and crush up the honey comb then reinstall it with a pipe adapter.
 
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Old 03-28-2006, 01:52 AM
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Best way I found is to get a bat or something, wack it in the head a few times good until it stops moving. Next hang it up by its hind legs and start to cut to fur off the legs, then go right down the stomach and pull all the fur off. Then grab the cuts and rip them out getting all bloody and primal looking. Throw that baby on the grill with some BBQ sause, theres some good eats.


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hahahhahahahahaha. that was my good laugh for the month.



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don't use an axe in the process, or it will get splatter on face, and in my case it got in my mouth......
 
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damn someone beat me to the punch... I was gonna say the same thing...

I like my cat blackened a bit, ya know, cajun style


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mmm i love to eat *****
 
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This thread needs to be locked...... gutting the cat is ILLEGAL
 
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wait are you serious? not about guttin the cat, i believe you.

but.... i mean illegal stuff happens. theres an entire part of this website dedicated to 'street/strip' but 90 percent of that is street racing, thats illegal. just cuz somethings illegal doesnt mean it shouldnt be talked about. besides, its not illegal in NC- no emissions tests for 10year old vehicles.
 
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Theres no emmisions test in MI at all, or any other instections. Doesn;t mean its still not illegal
 



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