Mine liked all those and a wood dust brush...

 

but the worst for me was when i had to go to the back yard and pick out a branch from a tree to get my *** beat by my dad. hahaha. at first, i grabbed thin ones thinking itll hurt less... nope. the thicker branches hurt less. ouch!

 

I was allowed to select my own belt. I used to think that wider ones would have more wind resistance, therefore hit my *** slower. NOT.......[:@]

 

lol. id rather have the belt treatment than the branch...

 

i'd rather have none. lol

but i used to get the belt. sucked!

 

lol. me too. id rather not get punished either! lol.

squirt, you find insurance yet?

 

My grandfather was a land surveyor, and he believed in using the wood stakes (2"x2"x24") to beat your *** with.