Car Show Jerk Lies About His Challenger’s Lambo Exhaust and More

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You all know who you are, and in case you don’t know, we also know who you are: the typical sleazy jerk that lies about his car mods to pump up his own ego and “status.”

Perhaps I’ve let this video by Matt Simmons infuriate me a bit too much, but seriously, is there a bigger jerk in the world than one that bluntly lies to someone’s face to make himself feel better? I believe not.

It all starts when the cameraman approaches this good-looking red Dodge Challenger with a HEMI, and begins conversing with the owner. The owner quickly starts rambling non-sense about how his Challenger is all custom, and even mentions it’s got a Lamborghini exhaust and is “blowing” about 610 horsepower. He then follows that with a douche-esque laugh and “It’s all about it.” Whatever that means…

While I can’t allow myself to recreate every second of the video below with my sarcastic tone (though I’d love to) and spoil it for you, I’ll go ahead and say that it doesn’t take long to realize that the guy recording the video knows the Challenger’s owner is full of crap. In fact, I love the fact that he antagonizes the guy and pumps him up even more. Genius.

Fun fact of the day: according to this jerk, Lamborghini used to own Mopar.

Just when you think the BS is over, he brings up the real reason behind the extra stickers and badges. Just watch, you won’t believe it.

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