Drinks blood? Well maybe, I mean after all it does suck. And you keep forgetting your decimal points. 0.500 hp.

 

It doesn`t suck nearly as much as your truck. You should call your heap "Hoover". And maybe it doesn`t drink blood, but it does drink gasoline. And what I meant to say was 500 to the tenth power.

 

Good name. You might as well hook on to Hoover dam as my truck. You'd stand as much chance draggin' one as the other. There's another bunch that's PO'd at me. Last time I stood on the gas it slopped half the water outta Lake Mead. Screwed up the generators and blacked out 2/3s of California.

 

I meant Hoover as in the vacuum. Because it sucks. I could make a gay reference, but I won`t. And your truck couldn`t splash a mud puddle. But it might fit right in in California. Everything out there is weird and screwed up.

 

Yeah, I got it. Obviously the vacuum is between your ears. Your saggy springed gut wagon couldn't drag a one armed woman in a wheelchair backerds.

 

It sure ain`t saggy springed. Ain`t you ever noticed the massive overload springs on the back? And I thought your truck WAS a one armed woman in a wheelchair.That`s not a vacuum between my ears, that`s just pure manliness. Just like my truck.

 

Pure unadulterated ugly is what's between yer ears. You an' that butt ugly truck were made for each other. Put a big balled up wad of rusty barbed wire on the back an' you'd look like twins.

 

At least my truck smells good, since yours smells like "poop". I set my pants leg on fire with a welder today though. And hit my hand with a grinder. And had a saw kick into my stomach.

 

You must be addin' 4 more engines to your ree-tard twin sister truck.

 

Actually, I was making a special dual in-dual out catalytic converter. I welded two lengths of straight pipe inside it. That way I can pass the visual inspection. And my truck has the power of four engines anyway. You`re just jealous.