You know, when I was 5-6 years old my grandpa used to let me put around the farm in his old truck, and to make sure I didn't go to fast he'd stick a block under the throttle. So not opening your poor little truck up is totally understandable as no one has removed that block yet for ya. But now in all honesty we both know I'd just hook a chain in the middle of the poor little truck of yours and drag it down the road sideways like I was plowing some snow, might be able to throw a couple of them berms back too if'n we don't start loosen too many of you parts in the street.

 

Hey '83, what the hell's that shiny blue crap all over your truck? Only time mine shines is when I pi$$ on a tire. Purty little trucks indeed.

And btw, put some rubber under it before you get high centered in the driveway. Looks kinda funny with them space saver spares.

 

Now I have never claimed to be the brightest bulb in the package. But I believe I have found a slight discrepency that could make all the difference in the world. I know as you read my posts you laugh as you see the location as Chicago. I can hear you now. ' I bet the closest thing that huck a junk has seen of off roading is when he jumped the curb on the way to the mall.' ' lets take that fool out snipe hunting and have a ball with him.' I understand these things, I really do. But this is where the discrepency comes in, you see you underestimate the power of the Brute. (My Dodge) It werent born on no sutle quiet city street. No siree. That there is a died in the wool, 100% grab your **s and hang on Montana bred Mountian goat. Its done roped the wild blue northerner and pinned its ears back. So I guess I can understand all your previous misgiuded comments, but of course now you have been informed and I am sure you will show the proper respect when speaking of Brute.

 

I can't believe it, but the photo's are about five years old. She don't look anything like that any longer. If I ever get around to it, I may take a few new picks. and show off her uglyness. as for those 235/75X15 tires you speak of, their are more then enough to drag anything I want anyplace I want. Beside everyone knows that after 1984 the auto companies decided to cut back on production costs and went down to the local breweries and got them selves a bunch of recyled beer cans. take a pocket knife and scrape your front fender, under that pretty paint it says Raineer.

 

The Brute. Ain't that some kinda sweet smellin' foo foo water? Good name. Fits perfect.

 

The Brute?!?!?! That sounds a little non-masculine! I can see a man calling his signifigant other "Brute". At least he calls his piece of junk Ol` Bumpy. I call mine El Chupicabra. And I can drag both of you backerds at the same time.

 

For Pete's sake '96. Learn to spell. It's El Chubicrapa.

 

I can certainly understand how one might easily misunderstand as I was describing my old truck. In the first instance of refering to it as ' The Brute' It was about like saying ' The bahemoth ' 'The beast ' Or what ever other affectionate way a man may speak of his machine. Now indeed the name is simply Brute due to the fact that she has gone to great lengths to drag home any would be follower that was unfortunate enough to die weezing beside the rode behind her in an effort to keep up with me. And she has drug them all home, Fords, Chevys, other Dodges, Jeeps, Internationals, and a bunch of them imported jobbers. Asfor pulling us both backwerds, I believe you may have failed to notice that I mentioned once before she don't go backwerds. Now on another note, I understand it is very typical for a trucker to brag endlessly about his rig. Ok so now I understand my reasoning.

 

The only reason she don`t go backwards is because you burned up your trans. trying to tow one of them imports home. I, on the other hand, routinely tow home broke down supertankers. And actually, I don`t know about El Chupicrapa, but it has been called crap brown.

 

The behemoth,the beast,the lump. Junk is junk by any name '83. And who would be rude enough to say your truck's a turd color '96? Naw. Not me. Now if you'll excuse me gentlemen, I have to put the root plow on the Ramcharger.