Don't worry about it Charlie. Gets too deep you can ride shotgun with me. Not even BS will get O'l Bumpy stuck.

 

You can`t handle the truth. The only reason I can is because I have been down the wonderous journey of bringing my truck back to life and it has opened my eyes and my mind to a higher understanding of reality which most can only hope to achieve.

 

Lotta folks back in the 60's acheived your higher level of "understanding". They used LSD. You're just nuts. Gotta be if you think your gonna outpull 'Ol Bumpy. Reason I been cuttin' you some slack,knowin' you just ain't right.

 

Don`t think that I am nuts just because I take Lexapro. I happen to be an anxious kind of guy. But I have never taken drugs. I was speaking of my enlightened intellect. It is not the destination that you learn from, it is the journey. And the journey has been long. But the journey has taught me many things about life. Things that the mortal man can not fully comprehend. Open your eyes. I have the superior truck. You must realize your weaknesses before you can learn to use your strength.

And I still can`t figure out what is shorting out. I have disconnected everything on that truck, and it still has a short in it. What is left? I have checked the alt., the headlights, the whole fusebox, radio, and every single connection and hookup on that truck.

 

Didn't know about the Lexapro,whatever that is. Stop and think ye lowly creature of enlightened intellect! From what continuum was ye harness of power summoned? I control your truck, hence ye shall never triumph. I am evil in ways you only now begin to comprehend. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Uh, can I get one 'o them pills?

 

I can not believe I sat here and read this entire thread in one sitting. Thats extremely scary in of itself. However after thus reading I figured I might as well comment on your serious lack of skill when bragging. For neither of you happened to mention trains which of course is of extreme importance when bragging. And how could you have been so blind as to not use the whole 'I'll drag you backwards, up hill in ten foot of snow both ways to school while wearing no shoes '? I mean we have heard just such examples of perfect bragging for centuries and no one broched the subject. But on to more important subjects, such as my own UGLY truck. I have no use for pretty rigs, they are only good for puttering to the store of a sunday afternoon. An 8 inch channel front bumber says it all. "What I can't Dodge, I Ram."

 

Be patient. We have only begun to lie. Trains ? Well if you insist. It's 5:15am and my coffee ain't kicked in yet but, meh.

I'll use five 150 car loaded freights with the brakes set an' the engines reversed for a chain to jerk yer junky turd of a truck wrong side out, uphill in 10' of snow, barefoot because a couple Dallas Cheerleaders are given' me a foot massage to keep my toes warm. Will have to go once East an' once West to restore the earth's rotation, and keep the moon from leavin' orbit. You fellers on the coasts watch out for sunamis. Ocean slops around like a bathtub ever time I goose the throttle.

Outta coffee, so I'll stop. And if you read the whole thing you must be snowed in. Or plastered.

 

I don`t think my pills would give you the kind of thrill you`re looking for. They are to calm me down so I don`t go homicidal and wipe out my entire family. And my truck caused the Indonesian tsunami. I didn`t mean to, but I let my foot slip and hit the gas. It caused the earth to stop rotating for acouple of seconds and the inertia caused the ocean to swallow up Sumatra. And you do not control my truck, I don`t even control my truck. And you may be evil, but I am twice as sexy. And that gives me the advantage.

 

Well its certianly refreshing to see such a healthy sense of imagination alive in one place. And what an imagination it is. By now everyone that has read this thread has figured out that ya done lost the wind up keys to them pretty little trucks of yours. More then likely stretched the rubber band out by tightening it one to often anyway. This ugly old girl of mine go backwards? Never gonna happen. she flat don't go backwards. You'd have better luck getting a golf ball to freely roll through a garden hose. Tell you what, I'll let you flip around and tie your shoelace to the front bumber and putter around a little just to make you feel better.

 

Although I have a healthy imagination, everything I have said about my truck is true. I could drag you backerds without even openning up the throttle all the way. Heck, I bet lugnuts could even drag your truck.