Neither one of those junk heaps is worth taking a leak or a dump on.

 

The thought of that Lugs brings back memories. An older gent while I was going up had a small trucking company, he had a Pete cab over parked in the barn during the winter and had it plugged in. Typical of home wiring projects, the barn wasn't grounded. Well one day the dog went out and hoisted his leg on the rim of the truck. I tell you I've never heard such a rucus as that dog put up as he shot like a bolt of lightening out of the barn. I figure it would be about the same thing all over again. At least you would be able to identify with the poor pouch.

 

Somebody already took a dump on yours. Poop brown. Don't sweat it. When I get through roosterin' mud all over it while your hopelessly stuck, at least it'll be a different color brown.

 

You ain`t man enough to throw up a rooster tail of mud. My truck can throw up a mushroom cloud of mud. Of all the things I thought people would be anxious to buy, I never thought they would want an ashtray from a Ramcharger. And since I can`t think of anything good to say, so your truck smells like poop. And runs like it too. And do you know anywhere I could get a cheap set of stainless steel stacks for my truck? I only need some 42" tall.

 

A mushroom cloud of mud? Thats great, I wont even have to do anything to watch you bury yourself. Just sit back with a case or two of beer.

 

For the stacks try the local truck stop @ 2am. Just watch yourself. Some of them fellers ain't gotta sense of humor. Swipe some of them ree-tarded 8" ones. That minature motor of yours will be about like a pissant yellin' through a megaphone.

 

I was thinking of maybe 3-4". It`s because I want to go with that big rig style. I think with that flatbed my truck looks like a small rig. And at least I don`t have a 318 tbi setup on a 360. Your truck is trying to breath through a straw. I bet I have twice the power of your crapmobile.

 

Gearing and traction my freind. Gearing and traction. And my TBI will run vertically, something your carb doesn't do well. Are them stacks a crutch for your truck's inferiority complex? Better run two 1'' out the back. Gonna need the extra thrust.

 

I have good traction, but the gearing could use some help. It`s "ok", but could be better. And I`m surprised your truck runs at all. I know that FI has advantages off road, but I still hate it. I am a big fan of carb setups. And my truck has no inferiority complex. It is not inferior. And I just think it will look cool with a set of stacks running up the headache bar. And you will be glad to know that I am considering making the frame from that Ramcharger into a trailer. That way I can drag a Ramcharger every time I tow.

 

Ramcharger trailer will double the value of your heap. Well,that and a fill up. Leave the motor on the frame and you'll have a means of pushing your turd over the curbs in the mall parking lot. Provided the sprinklers aren't on of course.