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The mine'll outpull yours 1996ram318/lugnuts thread

Old Mar 7, 2009 | 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by 1996Ram318
when I fart it should blow Louisiana into Western Europe.
I'm not sure all that methane has anything to do with heaps o crap.
 
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Old Mar 7, 2009 | 03:33 PM
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You dug that one up from a while back. But it is still true. My butt has more power than your truck.
 
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Old Mar 7, 2009 | 04:20 PM
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83 you screwed up. My truck would not pull a sick ***** off a **** pot before but now I can once again pull your truck backerds. LOL
 

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Old Mar 8, 2009 | 01:29 PM
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The only chance either of your piles would have of moving Brute bakerds is if you stole both drivelines,engine, trans,transfer, all four brakes, the left headlight, and made sure the tires was pumped up to 80 psi........and ya better make sure to sweep all the pebbles from the road or ya'll never get him to roll over them.
 
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Old Mar 8, 2009 | 06:11 PM
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When I get through draggin' you backerds a few of the parts listed above and a couple pebbles in the road will be all that's left of your junkheap.

Brute. Meh. More like Pansy Perfume from Avon.
 
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Old Mar 8, 2009 | 07:15 PM
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Brute sounds like something a flaming homo would call his boyfriend. And Ol' Bumpy sounds like something a redneck would call his wife. You are all nothing compared to El Chupicabra. And I know that mentioning homos is politically incorrect, but that`s just how I roll. Which apparently is not appreciated in the OT section. Midnight has always had some problem with my posts anyway. But I think it`s funny how he gets his attitude and gets all worked up over something on the internet. If he thinks I`m losing sleep, he`s wrong.
 
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Old Mar 8, 2009 | 10:35 PM
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El Chubicrapa. Translation: The Fat Turd. LMAO. That's funny.

Actually my wife named the Ramcharger. Wife's pretty top heavy you might say, and rough terrain gives her a tough time. She called the truck a bumpy #%$&$@ one day while trying to hang on with one hand and stabilize her upper sections with the other, and the name stuck.

And yeah, my veiws on gays {and a lot of other liberal topics} ain't much appreciated in the OT section either. I've been called a bigot and a few other things over there, but meh, who cares. I ain't likely to change my veiws or be civil about 'em either. I've caused a thread or two to get locked and a lot of complaints so I just don't go over there.
 
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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 02:42 AM
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El Chubicrapa.... haven't they decided that it is a weasel that goes around sucking the blood out of sleeping chickens? As for draging brute anywhere, you had better get something a whole lot bigger. He drags cement trucks around just to stretch out a little.
 
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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 10:52 AM
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You mean the little Tonka model cement trucks. And I got a thread locked in the OT for being myself. Myself is not really politically correct LOL. And if your wife named it, I won`t say anything. I never make fun of a mans wife or mother, not even joking. I hit a guy a few years back for insulting my mother.

And El Chupicabra translates as the goat sucker. Look it up on the internet. It`s like the latino version of bigfoot.
 
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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 01:30 PM
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BIG FOOT?????? ha ha ha the last report of a sighting placed it more like the size of a large dog that dove underground the moment it was noticed. And actually the Cement truck was a 50's model cornbinder R210 some guy had bought at an auction. It wasn't running right so he fiddled with the carb. First mistake. Then the first stop sign he came to it died and he couldn't get it to fire, so I kindly yanked him to get it fired up.
 
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