The sad part is that my truck has no rust (other than a little surface rust where the paint is chipped), and no tears in the interior. The only problem in my interior is the piece under the column that holds the fuse box is missing. My truck doesn`t even need any bandaids. You saw the interior. It`s immaculate. And the fenders don`t flap. One of them came off your truck. The front axle came out from under a Ramcharger. I don`t have a key to the door locks. But my interior is probably in better shape than yours. The radio even works.

 

You have alot of nerve talking about putting stickers on my truck after saying that you had fake bullet holes and Mexican stickers on yours. Didn`t think I`d see that huh? That should take at least 50 HP away from your truck.

 

Absolutely unbeleivable ain't it. The 318 had 3 freeze plugs missing, [yes missing]two blown head gskts. and a burnt crank. Took all that Jaurez crap off,ran perfectly. In fact, sounded just like your truck,knocks rattles and all.
And a fender off my parts truck don't count if it's tied down with bailin' wire and stickers. Doubled the value of yours though,so there's a bright side to anything.

 

There ain`t no bailin` wire on my truck anywhere. It`s all bolted down solid. And my truck don`t knock and rattle. It lopes. And it sounds alot better than your truck. Makes alot more power too. But you might not be man enough to handle my truck. And the stickers will be behind the seat. That way I can reveal the secret only when I choose. It`s kind of like Highlander, there can be only one.

 

No bailin' wire?! Well hell no wonder it's fallin' apart. More like the scene in Blues Brothers when the Polara collapses on the sidewalk. And what's with man enough to handle your truck? Geez I don't wanna have sex with it, just gonna drag it BACKERDS! If them rusty bolts will hold the bed on that rotten frame of course.

Figgerd a way you can make some money. Use that flatbed to haul the horse manure outta this thread and sell it lol.

 

You probably have a point about the manure, this thread is full of it. And if I catch you doin` the nasty with my truck, I will probably shoot you. But it takes a real man to drive something with as much power as my truck. And I have replaced all the rusty bolts. I have a feeling the frame would probably snap before the bed came off too. And did you see that article a while back about the guy who says he has had sex with over 1000 cars in his life? He figured out at a young age that he enjoyed doin` cars more than women. I like my truck, but not that much.

 

Wouldn't worry about that. Yore truck's too damn ugly to suit me.

 

If that ain`t the pot callin` the kettle black. That Ramcharger is no beauty it`s own damn self.LOL. That green truck ain`t bad, but that turd you go 4 wheelin` with don`t look no better than my truck. Have you ever considered coating it with bedliner? That`s what I decided to do with mine when I get around to it. It`s really durable, and cheap.

You know how I took that job as a floor cleaner in this store out here? Well, I went in and did it this morning, everything went fine, until I went to leave. I was talking with some of the people I used to work with, and I started to feel a little dizzy. So I sat down on a bench for a minute, thought I was just tired. After a few minutes I really started to feel bad. My hands and feet went numb. Finally, I told them I couldn`t drive home and to call dad. Well, it turns out that you should pay attention to the warnings on medication. I took Alka-Seltzer Cold right after taking my Lexapro and didn`t eat enough. After a few hours the feeling returned. It really sucked.

 

Beauty is only skin deep. Your truck's ugly to the bone. If you want I'll give mine about 1/2 throttle and bury yours like a cat turd. Help your folks feelin's some I'm sure.

Seems the cure's worse than the illness with most of the stuff today. Be careful wouldja? Who am I gonna insult around here if your permanently numb or dead? Well dead anyhow. Permanently numb might be kinda funny. So I guess we can call you ******** now?

Sorry couldn't resist. Was just too easy.

 

I`ve been called worse. If I don`t quit trying to lift the heaviest objects I can find by myself, they are going to end up numb. But I digress. My truck may be ugly on the outside, but it`s real beauty lies under the hood. We both know that with the right tune a 318 produces alot of torque for it`s size. I can`t really tune it perfect `til I can actually drive it a little, but I`m pretty close. I have it set up to make alot of torque on the bottom end. I just really wish I had some 3.90 or 4.10 gears in that thing. That`s alot of weight to get moving with a 3.23. It will get squirelly if you nail the throttle though. And are you ever gonna put a bigger throttle body on that thing? I would imagine that a little more fuel might give you at least a fighting chance against me. I`d feel bad if I beat you without ever getting off idle.