I think it`s safe to say that you`re full of it. And we all know what the "it" stands for. Maybe if you put both your trucks together you might have a chance against me.

 

I'm full of warm rosy feelin', knowin' yer turd of a truck is.......well,a turd of a truck. Makes me grin.

 

I can sell you some new glass for your truck. That way you can replace the winders that I blow out of it.

 

Fixin' to sawzall the top off right behind the seats,install a roll cage,and rig up a rear winch and some gin poles. Need 'em to build my new shop with. Be handy for haulin' the remains of your two hole crapper of a truck to the dump too.

 

My truck is at least a four holer. And you can use that winch to haul your own truck onto the bed of my truck so I can haul you home when you break down.

 

when the slack steering on youre heeps causes you to nose dive off a cliff while "racing" at a daring 20 mph ill back the bed of my truck to said cliff for a nice catch.

do the racing near the local dump and save me a long drive

 

Mine'd be like droppin' a bowlin' ball on an ant. Be nothin' be a greasy spot. '96 needs to drag to/push his off a cliff without a doubt. No big deal though, I'll give you guys a couple roosters and cover up the remains. One East and one West only of course. Screw GreenPeace and the feds. They'll just have to deal with it.

 

I`ll drag both of you home when it`s all over. I can probably put both trucks on the bed of mine. And when I hit the loud pedal, the earth will begin spinning wildly on it`s axis. I am the reason for the non-existent global warming. That, and the purple smoke comin` from Mexico.

 

the only dragging you do is the kind'a drag on a streetcorner saturday nights. Im sure you smoke a lot of "purple" form mexico too

 

Them is fightin` words. I spend alot of time on street corners plyin` my trade, but it aint in womens clothes. I only service the ladies. And I have never tried any of that wacky weed. You`re just jealous because you can`t be as manly, sexy, and good lookin` as me. And because my truck is superior.