So a guy walks into a bar, and see's a jar with a tag on it saying Top prize $1,000. So the guy asks the bartender, "Sir what do i have to do to win that cash?" The bartender tells him that he has to walk over and knock this guy out with ONE punch, Go down stairs and pull a tooth out of his rhotwilers mouth, and go upstairs and **** the 80 year old woman living upstairs.. Well the guy sat there and thought to himself.. He knew that he could knock the guy out, and pull the tooth out, but the old woman he wasn't so sure was worth the money...

Well after a few drinks, He walks over and knocks the guy out.. He then goes down stairs. The bartender hears the dog whining and alot of beating and banging around downstairs, so he just laughs. Finally 15 minutes later the guy comes back up, and says "Ok i ****ed the dog, now where's the old woman who needs the tooth pulled?"

Heh kinda dirty guys, but i heard it today at work. Just thought i'd post it.

 

I have one along the same lines......


A Guy walks in to a bar and says son of a bitch that hurt.......ok so thats not it.....

A guy walks in to a bar and ask the bartender for a beer. The bartender gets him one, and the guys starts drinking. Well after a few beers goes by he walks up to get some beer nuts and sees a jar of money sitting on the counter. He asks the bartender " What this for" The bartender says "Well if you can make my horse laugh you'll get the money." The guy's half drunk now and slurs "I can do that" Bartenders like OK. So there is a few people looking out the window and the guy walks up to the horse and whispers something in his ear. The horse starts laughing. The guy walks back in the bar, grabs the money, sits down and has a few more beers. The bartender walks over to him and asks him how he did it. The guy says "Cant tell ya" The guy then gets up with his money and leaves. Well about a week later the come back to the bar, has a few beers and asks "What the jar for this time?" Bartender says "Well if you can make my horse cry, you get it." Well they all look out the window once again and see the guy walk over to the horse and whisper in his ear again. The guy looks down, as does the horse. The horse starts to cry. The guy walks back in to the bar and grabs the money, buys a beer and sits down. Well an hour passes by, and the bartender walk over to the guy again ands ask "what did you say" The guy take a drink of beer. "Well I guess I can tell ya. Seeing how you probably wont let me back in for winning it 2 times" Bartendersays"your right" The guy takes another drink, "OK, well the first time a week ago I told the horse I had a bigger dick then him. Well you saw him laugh. Then just now, I proved it. Well you say him cry didn't ya."

 

Haha. Thats a good one.