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My wife always complains every time she puts on a new bathing suit or we go somewhere that requires a nice dress, about how her ***** are too small to make the dress/bathing suit look good on her. I finally got sick of it last Sunday, and told her to
"try rubbing toilet paper between your *****"
She said "hows that going to help make them bigger"?
I said "i don't know" , " But , it works for your azz!"