I don't think I'm the only one that forgets things on my bumpers so what have y'all left on your bumper and forgotten about?

The brush guard makes my front bumper the perfect spot to put stuff like beer, tools, bottles of coolant/oil etc...

So far I've left a few things on mine including:
-A socket wrench that I couldn't find and gave up on until I was walking out of a store later on and found dangling between the brush guard and the bumper.
-The house phone that was sitting between one of the lights and the brush guard (again, found when I was leaving a store after losing it).
-A 3D maglite that was placed on the back bumper and never seen again.
-Just a little while ago it was my SOCO and Coke that I put there thinking that I wouldn't forget it before I moved my truck down the hill into its parking spot. Luckily it didn't fall off.
-A combination wrench.
-A 20oz. Mountain Dew.

I might have forgotten one or two of the forgotten items that I accidentally left on a bumper but what can I say, I'm a little forgetful sometimes.

 

left a tape measure on my rear bumper earlier today actually...

 

Did you move the truck? If so then did it stay put?

 

Left a half smoked cigarette on my bumper in Riverside, Finally took it off in memphis.

 

That has got to be a record or something. It's surprising that it stayed there for so long since it's so light.

 

I have left plenty of crap back there. Bottles, tools, smokes, sun glasses, its just too handy to not put crap there and forget haha. Worst thing yet though has to be my cell phone, which was back there because we were out in the mud playing and had stopped. Of course i left it back there and then went through the deepest hole i could find....found that phone 3 months later when that hole dried up. I still haven't lived that one down.

 

I set it there while it was lit, forgot about it, it kinda melted itself there.


the mark it left

 

Not one for leaving stuff on the bumper...but I lost my machete when I left it on the rear bumper

Most of the time I leave stuff on the wiper cowl
Multiple sockets, ratchets and other misc. items
One night at a fire I left my 3D maglite on the passenger side of it and it stayed there for the whole ride back home about 3 miles of dirt road and 10 or so paved, going about 45 and drifting the turns, saw it the next morning.....still have no idea how it did not crack the windshield or go flying off

 

I put bottles of Gatorade inbetween my Guard and headlights all the time and forget about it. It's too easy to forget stuff between the guard and bumper, holds it fine most of the time too.

 

It wasn't my bumper but I left a pizza on the roof. Couldn't see the damn thing and forgot about it. Ended up in the middle of a busy street.