Are we far enough off topic yet? Back to why the OP's truck won't start.. What color are the seats? And are they power?

 

Gray interior with power driver's seat. It's a Laramie. It still won't start. HELP!

 

Hold the brake with your right foot and put the left one out the sliding window, at the same time adjust the side view mirror with your right hand while you turn the heat to MAX AC with the left. See if that doesn't change it's attitude some.

 

OK. So it seems that everyone is missing the obvious. OKLAHOMA?

Seriously - is this serious? lmao

 

Yes it's serious, this VW character is a real piece of work.

 

damn that's an ugly truck. i wouldn't bother fixing it.

oh, and you forgot to say that you had ase certifications and had already searched.

 

I tried that, but all that did was make my truck spray "White Lithium Grease" all over my garage.

 

purple are you driving yet?

 

Yes sir.

 

A grounded 5V wire...its always 5V wire.. If you have used the search button in the first place you would have found this in the million and 1 " NO START..WON'T START" thread's. Ram's just don't like to start around these part's 4 sum reason????????