Bummer!

A couple of my old high school buddies were plankowners, which was what got me to looking at the thing right after they got it wet and confirmed that it didn't sink. In my professional capacity I worked on smaller boats, mostly conducting training seminars on the theory and practice of professional pub crawling.

 

*A-hem* That's a ship. Submarines are boats.

 

It sits on the water, you get on it, it takes you away from the shore and then either to another shore or back to the same one... sounds like a boat to me, man. And when you do that, you're boating. If you want to go shipping you have to seal yourself in a carton and have an assistant deliver you to UPS.

Talk to ME like I'm ignorant!

 

I can see why the "good people of Oklahoma and Nebraska" fear the Demon Weed

 

The good people of those two states don't fear the stuff. The idiots of those two states do.

Ain't Colorado's fault that you're outnumbered, man.

 

So I saw an article on Facebook that said Caitlyn Jenner is going to post nude for SI Magazine Cover.....

What.In.The.Holy.F@ck!

 

If it's on Facebook it's gotta be true.

 

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...-cover-w205187

 

I am sick of hearing about caitlyn jenner. Just another attention craving idiot.

 

I'm sick of him/her and the kardashians. Pose nude! Who wants to see that? A chick with a d**k. Or what some may perceive as a chick anyway. What a wack job!