Masochism.

Some folks like to experience pain during sex, and some others prefer that the pain come afterward and last the rest of their lives.

 

see, now you both lost me... confused just a bit!

 

We know what causes pregnancy.

 

I think I'm pregnant.

 

You do?!?! Could you tell me about it??? Never was told about the birds and the bees.....

Hahahaahahahahahaha I'm kidding!

 

If either birds or bees are involved, you need a good family law attorney 'cuz your old lady is criminally perverted.

 

A little honey in the right places makes things better.

 

The neighbor got his new snow thrower Saturday and asked me how to mix the gas for it so I went down to his place and showed him.

The new snow thrower is the exact same as the old new one was. Now he is worried that we won't get enough snow to use it.

I told him not to worry about that there will be plenty more snow if not this year next year then we talked about adding seafoam to the gas or dumping the gas out of the machine once the snow is gone for the summer.

Seems a nice chap even if he doesn't know much.

 

holy hell.... this snow needs to stop! we have gotten almost 6 foot of snow in under 3 weeks... im running out of places to put it!!

 

Whine, whine, whine. First, you bitch and complain that 'there ain't no snow, I needs me some snow so's I can make some money!!" Well, someone heard ya, and now ya got snow, and now you are complaining about THAT?

Some people, just can't make 'em happy.